3 Types of Women Even Women Should Avoid

I recently read an article for men called 10 Types of Women You Need to Avoid, and it got me thinking… 

I’m normally a “Live & Let Live” advocate who believes everyone deserves a chance, but even I have to admit there are a few exceptions.

Whether you’re male or female, if you want a happy and peaceful life, there are some women you just need to avoid, period. As I mentioned in a previous post, life’s too short.

1. The Dementra: The Female Dementor

  “Dementors are among the foulest creatures that walk this earth. They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope, and happiness out of the air around them… Get too near a Dementor and every good feeling, every happy memory will be sucked out of you. If it can, the Dementor will feed on you long enough to reduce you to something like itself…soul-less and evil. You will be left with nothing but the worst experiences of your life.“  - Remus Lupin, Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban

Ok, so after Remus Lupin’s description, I think it’s pretty clear that the Dementra definitely belongs at the top of the list of Women to Avoid (or run away from - screaming in terror - as the case may be). 

The moaning, groaning, FML-repeating Dementra sucks the joy out of every room she enters, bringing an ominous cloud of gloom to even the brightest of days.

Why You Should Avoid Her: The Dementra refuses to be happy, no matter what you say or do - and she’ll never allow you to be happy in her presence. Nothing - not even chocolate - can save you from the pit of despair she’ll try to drag you into.  Ditch the bitch.  

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