How to Count Calories

 I really like this kind of math.   Thanks again, Murray the Nut!

What Little Kids Learn from Cinderella

Don’t even try to deny it. We all know this is true. 

via GraphJam

3 Ways the Kindle Kicks the iPad’s Ass

Photo c/o Engadget

Before anything else, let me say that I have both the Kindle and the iPad, and as my friend Carlo would say,  I love them more than my future children.

To most people, the iPad or Kindle decision is a no-brainer. (I mean, geez, just look at the picture above). For the most part, the app-laden iPad is the snazzier and understandably more popular gadget, making the “What?? Just reading??? No pretty colors???” Kindle seem like a poor, ugly and slightly retarded stepsibling.

BUT… if you’re a book-lover, I have to say the Kindle is King.  Here’s why:

1. No backlighting = No eye strain.

If you’re the type of person who takes forever to finish a book, then by all means, forget the Kindle and read on your iPad. But if, like me, you’re a dorky speed-reading bookworm who can devour two or more books in one night, then do your eyes a favor and grab a Kindle.  

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The World’s Most Unattractive Dancers

Today’s winner in my ongoing “Make Me Laugh!” challenge. The Internet never disappoints. 

via ForkParty.com 

Caps Lock Off vs Caps Lock On

Why more people don’t realize this, I have no idea…

See more “Minor Differences” at The Oatmeal

My Choice for Funniest Photo of the Decade

Step 1:  Set up camera for timed shot.  Step 2: Run and jump to make it into shot.

Step 3: Chaos

via TheHighDefinite (I love you.  Thanks for the best laugh I’ve had in years)

How to: Forecast Weather (Without Any Gadgets!)

I’ve been rather heavy on the nonsensical (but c’mon, admit it, pretty funny) posts recently, so I figured it was about time to offer something useful. 

Not really sure how accurate your weather forecasts will be, but hey, if you say anything with enough conviction, people will probably believe you. You can learn to deal with the backlash later.  

Click the pic to see the larger, legible version.

via IloveCharts

Gentlemen: What Your Drink Says About You

This is hopelessly incomplete, but still a pretty funny cheat sheet to cackle over on a girls’ night out. Click on the pic to get to the larger, original chart on Cool Material.