Worst. Resume. EVER.

March 4, 2010

O.M.G. I’ve seen a LOT  of bad resumes in my day, but this one I saw on Buzzfeed really leaves me speechless. I’m actually not sure whether to laugh or be really, really annoyed.

Some funny footnotes from the original poster, George, who actually received this resume:

1.  I am sure that the movie “Devil’s Wear Prague” could have been a lovely film that explored some Kafka-esque morality issues but I think he was talking about the light Hollywood piece entitled, “The Devil Wears Prada.”

2.  “American Gnnger” is one letter substitution from becoming “American Ginger” which would clearly star Carrot Top. But I am sure this person meant that horrible movie that Jay-Z made a song for- “American Gangster.”

3. This has got to be my favorite director, Martin Scoresissers!

4.  “Enchanged” = “Enchanted.” I thought I would write a joke about all of these but some of these just aren’t worth my humor juice.

 

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