12 Funniest Fake Facebook Updates

January 18, 2010

I love it when people pretend movie and TV characters are real — mostly because I’m pathetic, but also because - when done well - it can be really hilarious. My favorite applications of the “let’s pretend fictional characters are real” game are fake Facebook updates.  They absolutely KILL me! :)

Here are 12 of the funniest fake FB updates I’ve seen so far… 

Harry Potter and umm.. Edward?

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Previous Comments

these are all gay as hell from gay ass movies

Posted by dick sweat at February 6, 2010, 8:53 am

oh come off it these were funny

well i mean not the harry potter one but still

Posted by dick smear at February 6, 2010, 9:16 am

Once I realize the Harry Potter one was from Mean Girls it was funny. Plus Edward is gay as hell.

Posted by dick shot at February 6, 2010, 9:41 am

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Posted by curtd at February 6, 2010, 9:52 am

you’re all stupid

Posted by dick at February 6, 2010, 10:25 am

edward is the only cool one…dont diss the twilight

Posted by sheri at February 6, 2010, 10:30 am

Twilight sucks and anyone who says otherwise has no idea what good is.

Posted by Anon at February 6, 2010, 11:04 am

Twilight doesn’t even deserve to be flushed down the toilet… It’s less than crap.

Posted by Anon's little sister at February 6, 2010, 12:25 pm

Anon’s little sister, you didn’t have to spell it out.

Posted by Said at February 6, 2010, 12:30 pm

What can I say? I felt compelled.

Posted by Anon's little sister at February 6, 2010, 1:02 pm

Star Wars and Avatar FTW. LOTR Twilight and Potter FTL. nuff said.

Posted by The all knowing one. at February 6, 2010, 4:26 pm

lame that was beyond stupid and more than a great waste of my time you owe me ten minutes back in which time i would have had at least two more bowls of captin crunch

Posted by gar at February 7, 2010, 12:10 am

Funny as crap. Thanks for posting

Posted by tommy at February 7, 2010, 12:24 am

Lame ? Stupid ? WTF are you on about ??? this is the internet, if you want real humour go out and get some friends !!! This will do for me !! LOVE IT !!!

Posted by Nobby at February 7, 2010, 1:35 am

Gar… Maybe you should use those 10 minutes back to learn how to punctuate sentences.

Posted by Engineer at February 7, 2010, 1:37 am

The Chewbaca one is funnier if you have the whole thing where C3PO comes in.

Posted by Internet at February 7, 2010, 2:16 am

The Americanisms are horrible: “dude”; “like so” instead of “very” etc.

The whole world just seems imitate the trash society of America …. depressing.

Posted by eszcad at February 7, 2010, 10:54 am

Well I lol’ed. Taking things too seriously FTL.

Posted by Life at February 7, 2010, 11:11 pm

i thought the harry potter and the lord of the rings ones were freakin halarius… the other movies i didnt see so i couldnt really relate

Posted by cindy at February 8, 2010, 8:09 am

ok they re funny but they re made on purpose so.. stop acting as if u got these live :) it s .. not cool..

Posted by adi at February 8, 2010, 10:29 pm

not funny… at all…

Posted by shaggy at February 9, 2010, 1:28 am

Star Wars ones were pretty good, especially the Vader and Stormtroopers. Rest sucked though. And Twilight does, in fact, suck dicks all around. I’m sorry! That’s not my opinion, it’s fact, nothing I can do about it.

Posted by iggy_C at February 9, 2010, 6:48 am

omg i think i nearly died laughing. too funny!

Posted by Dee at February 9, 2010, 10:57 am

Stupid.

Posted by phillydrifter at February 9, 2010, 1:04 pm

Funny.

Posted by upstart at February 9, 2010, 1:20 pm

This was really, really terrible. Just not funny at all.

Posted by indy at February 9, 2010, 2:00 pm

the Han Solo one stops too soon:
Chew: HALKDKJHALKDKJHALKDKJHALKDKJ
Lia: Whats he saying then?
Han: He says you’re a great girl and he totally understands my skipping out on him to be with you.
C3P0: I think you misunderstood him Han, what he said was she is a controlling bitch just like you said she was.
Han: Gee thanks a ton 3P - FML

Posted by frankdawg at February 11, 2010, 5:09 am

Seriously, this is funny. I can’t see why people are having such a hard time understanding that.

Posted by wildhysteria at February 11, 2010, 6:00 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Dude, you SO win, and you make my life a happy place!! These are being bookmarked so I can show these to people, because they will crack my friends UP!!!!!

Posted by Jessie at February 11, 2010, 7:36 am

Only gay movie in there was Avatar :P ! Everything else was funny lol. The one about Luke saving Princess Leia was pretty funny.

Posted by rawrn00b :D at February 11, 2010, 7:43 am

Added in the missing Han Sol/Chewie/C-3PO bit. :) Thanks frankdawg!

Posted by desktopdiva at February 11, 2010, 8:26 am

Sometimes Internet cynics can be just as humorous as the post itself. Why on earth would you be surfing the Internet if your standards of comedy / humour are set so high? Stop and enjoy the lighter bits every once in a while. You might find yourself actually *gasp* smiling!

Posted by Kgirl06 at February 11, 2010, 11:20 am

i think this is awesome ^_^

Posted by DJ Hop at February 11, 2010, 6:34 pm

ha ha i noticed it was from mean girls too, its all funny though, great humour; to anyone who disagree’s it’s intelligent humour. If you don’t find it funny, it’s because your not “getting” it.

Posted by Adam Twomey at February 13, 2010, 3:56 am

TWILIGHT

Posted by Andy at February 14, 2010, 11:18 am

Posted by erica at February 14, 2010, 12:46 pm

Excellent !

Posted by goldorak at February 19, 2010, 4:16 am

Ha. The Harry Potter and the last LotR made me laugh.

Posted by unabridged girl at February 19, 2010, 1:07 pm

anyone who disses posts like this with comments like “this is gay” is actually telling the world - “I’M a closeted gay, and i secretly surf the net for guy on guy action cos it turns me on - but i’m so paranoid about being found out so i go on every blog and claim that every post is so gay so hopefully people won’t know that i’m so gay that i get hard whenever i’m in the locker room”.

this post is funny.

Posted by steven at February 19, 2010, 10:55 pm

“these are all gay as hell from gay ass movies
Posted by dick sweat at February 6, 2010, 8:53 am ”

-”dick sweat”? (wonder whats on your mind then).
i think i proved my point earlier.

Posted by steven at February 19, 2010, 10:58 pm

Haha YES!! The second Star Wars one is the best :D

Posted by McJeeves237 at February 21, 2010, 4:55 am

What’s funnier is that people have no sense of humor and look beyond the satyrical nature of this post. This is actually really hilarious! Thanks for this

Posted by HANZ at February 23, 2010, 7:33 am

These are awesome! dick sweat is a moron! yay!

Posted by Forcechokeduncan at February 24, 2010, 9:38 am

LMAO!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
These are SO hilarious! Except 4 the harry potter one…
dick sweat IS a moron…
@ adi… wtf?

Posted by aura at February 28, 2010, 5:42 pm

I thought these were pretty clever myself.
And everyone, you realize that by telling @dick sweat he’s a moron, you’re just feeding his troll fire right?

Okay then.

Posted by LSDiesel at March 2, 2010, 11:47 pm

aww these made me giggle =) love em !

Posted by hannah at March 18, 2010, 10:19 pm

Fuckin’ trolls.

Posted by Melissa at March 19, 2010, 2:40 am

Love xDD This made me laugh so hard. especially the starwars ones. because i’m such a starwars nerd. :)

Posted by Bridget at March 19, 2010, 4:09 am

how do you know hell is Gay @dicksweat? i guess from south park hey lolz these are pretty clever i chuckled

Posted by person at March 19, 2010, 5:35 am

I love it xD

Posted by Yoshie at March 19, 2010, 2:04 pm

this was freaking funny as hell lol
if you didn’t like them its because your too stupid to understand the comedy of the movies

Posted by Taylor at March 26, 2010, 12:40 pm

I thought this was pretty hilarious.

Reading the comments, however, made me laugh even harder.

This is the internet. If you don’t like what you see, move along and don’t complain because it’s not all about you. Grow up, people. Honestly. If you think a joke isn’t funny you needn’t bitch about it - let other people have their fun and go look at some porn or something.

Posted by Squee at March 27, 2010, 2:30 pm

I just never understood why people look at something on the internet that was meant to be funny, don’t find it funny, and feel the need to tell the world about it? Why don’t you just MOVE ON. This is just one reason why there is so much hate in the world.

Posted by MissaMarie at March 28, 2010, 1:15 am

haha these are hilarious! i;m not even gonna try to convince you other guys but i think so!

Posted by green is destroy at March 29, 2010, 11:33 am

Hahaaaaaa!!!! gr8 work with all of them man…….really enjoyed them

Posted by satty at March 30, 2010, 6:43 pm

Funny if you are a twat I suppose

Posted by Dave at April 6, 2010, 8:40 pm

The Harry Potter one was wrong, Edward (Robert Pattinson) was in Harry Potter. He played Cedric Digory in The Goblet of Fire.

Posted by Timmy at April 8, 2010, 12:29 am

Skrew Edward and Harry Potter but the others were funny.(P.S. EDWARD SUKS)

Posted by Dylan at April 12, 2010, 12:21 am

@Timmy

Cept he’s DEAD.

I thought these were all hilarious, especially the Harry Potter one because it’s saying that Twilight sucks. :D

Posted by Shmink at April 13, 2010, 8:27 am

So funny… All of them!! :)

Posted by Bethany Jo at April 18, 2010, 5:27 am

Loved them!!! cant decide which one is my fav! :D

Posted by Danielle at April 20, 2010, 12:38 pm

total garbage

Posted by meducation at April 23, 2010, 10:53 pm

I don’t know wtf this is

Posted by Anonymous at April 24, 2010, 9:26 pm

lovely. This was absolutely brilliant. I applaud the creator.

Posted by British man at April 27, 2010, 9:34 am

Dances with Wolves is more like it. Pocahontas was gay.

Posted by dick sweat the second at April 29, 2010, 11:57 am

Great! Very funny! Good work!

Posted by KS at May 12, 2010, 10:17 pm

Great material for a fricking nerd convention

Posted by sammy g at May 31, 2010, 5:23 pm

miranda says yeah!!!

Posted by MIRANDA at June 3, 2010, 4:40 am

whew.. awesome! nice one..

Posted by mhay at June 7, 2010, 11:56 pm

Shitty movies… Shitty humor enjoyed by shitty people…. All it is is still shit.

How about getting a life outside of bad Hollywood films, eh?

Posted by Blackwingbear at June 14, 2010, 5:57 am

Harry potter and edward cracked me up LOL edward said he just have a lot fo feelings hahaha

Posted by funny youtube videos list at July 2, 2010, 12:23 pm

I personally thought the jokes were clever and pretty funny.

@dick sweat the second
The joke was that the storyline of Avatar was similar to Pocahontas and the creator of Avatar was James Cameron. Thus that’s why it was funny when it said he liked Pocahontas, and the world responded accordingly.

@eszcad
Lay off the hate towards Americans. We don’t make fun of whatever dialect of English you speak. So calm down.

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Posted by adeee at August 13, 2010, 1:17 am

‘jk, jk, I’m def not evil’ - epic

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