What I Want in a Man: Women’s Wishlists at Different Ages

I got this in my email the other day. So not true, but still hilarious.  

What  I Want In A Man! (The Original List)  

1. Handsome                                6. In good shape                
2. Charming                                 7. Dresses with style
3. Financially successful             8. Appreciates finer things         
4. A caring listener                      9. Thoughtful             
5. Witty

 

What  I Want in a Man, Revised List (age  32)   

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds  chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 

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6 Action Figures Adults Can Relate To

Action figures are really fun to play with when you’re younger, but when you grow up, somehow they seem less relatable.  So, in an effort to bring back some action figures that adults can relate to, the funny folks at Holy Taco decided to create their own.  

>> See the rest at Holy Taco

How to Pick Locks like a Pro

A handy cheat sheet for all you wannabe-spies (or burglars) out there.

>> Go grab it at OnlineEducation.net

10 Lessons Leaders Can Learn from Conan o’Brien’s Goodbye Speech

I’m still mourning the loss of Conan’s Tonight Show, so until he’s picked up by another network (and lots are comin’ a-courting, I hear) I guess I’ll just be watching a lot of old clips… and laughing. They are so FUNNY.  My favorite, though, is his goodbye speech, which was just awesome on so many levels. 

When I read Liz Strauss‘ article (Conan’s Good-bye: 10 of 10 in Leadership, Reputation, and Community), I figured out why I loved it so much. Here’s her breakdown, originally posted at Successful-Blog.com.

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PMS: Best "Educational" Poster EVER

OMG I can’t stop laughing.

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10 Terrifically Zany Zoo Signs

I love it when people get creative at work. Enjoy!

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Fangbook: If the Vampire Community Had Facebook

 OMG I’m totally enjoying making these   Click on the pic for a larger view on Flickr.

>> See the one I made for Heroes

>> See some more Fake Facebook Updates

100 Different Ways to Say "F**k You"

Pretty handy cheat sheet! The Philippine version isn’t a literal translation, but it’ll do…

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The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time

Props to the people who put this together — partly because of all the editing involved, but mostly because they had to sit through all these corny lines! Enjoy!

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12 Über-Cool Umbrellas

I have no idea what’s up with the weather. One minute it’s drizzly and grey, then temporarily torrential, then within the same hour — Sahara Desert. WTH?

Well, whatever the weather, it seems an umbrella is a smart accessory these days for women who refuse to get wet or ummm… wrinkly, as the case may be. Here are some really cool ones I wouldn’t mind carrying around:

1. The “Shit, It’s Raining” Umbrella

…because I rather enjoy stating the obvious. And cursing.

2. The Batbrella

Holy wow! If you don’t want one, there’s seriously something wrong with you. [Source]

3. The “F*** The Rain” Umbrella

Yeah, that’s right. I’m talkin’ to YOU, sky! [Source]

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The Best Little Kid Photobombs of All Time

Heehee! Little kid photobombers FTW!

See the rest at The Huffington Post.

(You can even upload your own pics if you want to.)

12 Funniest Fake Facebook Updates

I love it when people pretend movie and TV characters are real — mostly because I’m pathetic, but also because - when done well - it can be really hilarious. My favorite applications of the “let’s pretend fictional characters are real” game are fake Facebook updates.  They absolutely KILL me!

Here are 12 of the funniest fake FB updates I’ve seen so far… 

Harry Potter and umm.. Edward?

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Totally Hilarious Farmville Ad

OMG I love this ad almost as much as I HATE Farmville!

I’m with Coco! 3 Cool Ways to Show Your Support for Conan o’ Brien

I’m really bummed out by the whole Jay Leno/Conan o’Brien fiasco over at NBC (I LOVE CONAN!) so I decided to show some support for my favorite Coco-median today. Care to join me? Here are 3 things you can do:

1. Grab the I’m with Coco pic at www.imwithcoco.com 

Use it as you please — on your blog, as your profile picture, avatar, whatever…

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Chuck’s Back! 6 Ridiculously Good Reasons to Watch the New Season (& the Old Ones too)

I could blog about a whole bunch of things today, but really… the only thing on my mind is that Chuck is back! Wooohoooo!

For those of you who have NO idea why I’m such a fanatic, here are six great reasons from one of my favorite fellow-Chucksters, Alan Sepinwall, taken from his column, originally published at nj.com. (I added in the videos)

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The Best Fails of 2009

A brilliant compilation by College Humor…  Enjoy!

12 WTF??? Signs from Around the World

When you live in a city that’s infamous for its traffic, you tend to appreciate funny signs a whole lot more. Here are a dozen hilarious ones found by travelers from around the world:

1. Note to Women…

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2. Santa is SUCH an Elitist

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The Saddest Poem in the World (That Women Secretly Wish Someone Would Write About Us)

Watch, listen, read, and tell me I’m wrong.

Tonight I can write the saddest lines.

Write, for example,’The night is shattered
and the blue stars shiver in the distance.’

The night wind revolves in the sky and sings.

Tonight I can write the saddest lines.
I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too.

Through nights like this one I held her in my arms
I kissed her again and again under the endless sky.

She loved me sometimes, and I loved her too.
How could one not have loved her great still eyes?

Tonight I can write the saddest lines.
To think that I do not have her. To feel that I have lost her.

To hear the immense night, still more immense without her.
And the verse falls to the soul like dew to the pasture.

What does it matter that my love could not keep her?
The night is shattered and she is not with me.

This is all.

In the distance someone is singing. In the distance.
My soul is not satisfied that it has lost her.

My sight searches for her as though to go to her.
My heart looks for her, and she is not with me.

The same night whitening the same trees.
We of that time are no longer the same.

I no longer love her, that’s certain, but how I loved her.
My voice tried to find the wind to touch her hearing.

Another’s. She will be another’s. Like my kisses before.
Her voice. Her bright body. Her infinite eyes.

I no longer love her, that’s certain, but maybe I love her.
Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

Because through nights like this one I held her in my arms
my soul is not satisfied that it has lost her.

Though this be the last pain that she makes me suffer
and these the last verses that I write for her.

~ Written by Pablo Neruda, read by Andy Garcia

15 Things You Didn’t Know About the Human Body

I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more I don’t know about the human body, but this is a start.   Click on the pic to see the larger version at Imagebath.com.

12 Thought-Provoking ‘Toons from Gaping Void

I just recently discovered Gaping Void, and I seriously can’t believe I never knew it existed before! It’s AWESOME! Hugh Macleod’s “cartoons drawn on the back of business cards” are irreverent, quirky, witty and often quite wise — pretty much everything I love about… everything I love.

Here are 12 of my faves - go check out Hugh’s blog (and his gallery too) to see more. 

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