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15 Crucial Baby Care Tips for the Clueless
December 29, 2009My sister in law is coming to visit with her new baby next week, and she terrified me a bit the other day by saying “Be prepared to babysit.”
Now here’s the thing… I’m great with kids and teenagers. Newborn babies, not so much. If you’re anything like me, these hilarious instructions should be helpful. 
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