Top 10 Office Accessories for the Badass Boss

Ever worry that your employees don’t take you seriously enough? Here are a a few badass office props that’ll make them think twice…

1. Rude Rubber Stamps

These rude (but really funny) rubber stamps are perfect for lame reports, poorly-written proposals and other annoying paperwork.  Each stamp is 2.5″ x 2″, rubber and wood, and comes with 2″ square red ink pad. 

2.  The Dead Fred Pen Holder

Strike fear into the hearts of your staff at meetings by repeatedly stabbing the Dead Fred Pen Holder  - a not-so-subtle reminder of the perils of poor performance.

3.  USB Missile Launcher

Don’t want to be disturbed? Defend your office with this USB Missile Launcher and fire missiles at anyone who steps into your room. The Missile Launcher has pre-recorded sound effects and can hit targets more than 10 feet away.

4. Tissue Box Hidden Camera DVR

Keep an eye out for slackers and sneaky snitchers with this totally covert Tissue Box Hidden Camera DVR. It features high resolution D1 full screen color recording, and works even in extremely low light.

5.  Whatever Wall Clock

Staff planning to leave at the stroke of 5? The Whatever Wall Clock tells hopeful undertimers that the day is done only when the work is done. 

6.  Knife Coat Hooks

There’s nothing more nerve-wracking than a knife-throwing boss. Keep these Knife Coat Hooks on your wall to make it seem like you spend your free time on target practice. 

7. Colgao Lamp

Created by Spanish design studio Enpieza, The Colgao (which means “hung” in Spanish) lamp serves as an ominous warning  of what hangs in the balance when deadlines aren’t met.  

8. No Bullshit Zone Mouse Pad

  
Excuses, shmexcuses. Stop BS artists before they even begin by keeping your No Bullshit Zone Mouse Pad visible at all times. 

9. The Fisticup

Make ‘em wake up and smell the coffee! The Fisticup’s brass knuckles handle paints a gripping picture of just how badass the boss can really be.

10. MURDER, INK™ Deadly Serious Sticky Notes

Murder Ink Sticky Notes guarantee your little reminders will never be ignored again. For the full effect, the 300-page sticky notepad comes complete with a blood spattered pen.