6 Laptops for Ladies That HP Should Just Friggin’ Manufacture Already

Earlier this year, I saw some downright droolworthy designs for women’s laptops created by Russian designer Nikita Buyanov.

Well it turns out our little Nikita is a jokester, and these laptops do not, and likely never will, exist. 

I’m crushed. And my husband is ecstatic. 

Well anyway, a woman can dream, right? So here they are, in all their never-to-be realized glory: 

Perfect for: Savvy women who don’t lug around oversize 10-pound bags.

Features: Hard OLED technology with touch sensors, and some sort of flexible material that allows you to roll it up and tuck it into your bag (awesome!) 

Perfect for: Pathologically vain women

Features:  A big button that changes the laptop’s screen into a mirror, a pop-out makeup palette and on-the spot fingernail printing

Perfect for: Women who like funky lamps and rooms that smell nice.

Features: Transparent design with glow in the dark capability. Doubles as a lamp or air freshener. Different odor samples can be downloaded and mixed.

Perfect for: Environmentally-friendly women who like to shop and frequently measure their vitals.

Features: Solar charge cells, barcode scanner for grocery shopping and a bracelet that measures pulse and blood pressure.

Perfect for: Moms (duh) and maybe even stalkers

Features:  Unbreakable, water resistant casing, 2 Bluetooth cameras with amplifying ability to track the kids, and a bangle with a beacon.

Perfect for: Fitness fanatics and women who constantly need to be reminded to work out and lose weight

Features: An integrated weighing machine and a bracelet to keep track of workouts. (Given that it doubles as a scale for possible fatties, I think we can safely assume that like the HP Mama, it is also unbreakable.)

Source (Many thanks to @ciaobella50 for the tweet that led me to it)